Thank you for taking the time to read up on either my rambling opinions or piece by piece accounts of my limited travels. I also thank you kindly for being so open-minded when it comes to drug use and unnecessarily pervasive language. Each and every time you forgive a spelling, grammar or syntax error I mindlessly commit, a hungry child learns to read. Remember that last bit.
I worked in a soul-crushing office and have compiled hundreds, if not dozens, of random, brief and poorly written essays and stories. It is my goal to place all this trash on the internet to be read by those unfortunate enough to stumble upon it.
I love writing but am very much an amateur. I hope some of you get a laugh out of the posts that were meant to be funny, and an even better laugh at my attempts to be serious.
Go Buffalo.
dubiousdookowski 
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